So I have my office door closed and I hear my boss yelling, he opens my door and tells me to hang up the fucking phone and get out of the builing. Some fuckstick repairman set the roof on fire. Wow, good thing he called the fire department. It would have been nice if he had actually come into our office and told us so we could get out…  Inside some random dude driving by stops, comes inside and says “hey, you know your roof is on fire?”. At least we know they are super responsive in Santa Clara. They had 5 fire engines, a paramedic, and then even a traffic cop blocked the road from the public. Well done guy, thanks.