9/3/2007  Davis’ Mega Maze, Sterling, MA.

 

     The Mega Maze has been adopted as tradition over these last few years.  Every year i take a whole week off for my birthday, and I’m not happy about it unless i get to go to the Mega Maze.  It’s this really big attraction seriously….in the middle of nowhere. it’s surrounded by old, decrepid barns and fields.  maybe ten minutes away from my house.  This year’s theme was “lost Vegas” and it was fucking hard.  It took us three hours to make it through.

You see this sign as soon as you start the maze.  left or right….your first decision…hmmm.  What really sucks ass is coming across this sign an hour and a half into the maze, AFTER you’ve already found the halfway mark.  How the fuck did that happen?