Ouch! My Sperm!
August 16th, 2007 by ire
Less than 100 ft. out the door I hear a buzzing. Electrical sounds or the screams of my sperm as they die off from the romantic nature electrical static? Either way I sure hope that my life insurance covers my future families or possibly the nine armed mutant child of mine a female may some day bare. Is this a normal thing all over the world or are there places where people realize the problems that could occur from being exposed to such evil looking metal skeletons? On that note if electricity can bring things back to life…. could it bring things to life to begin with? What a beautiful day for my metal warrior to arise and come to life. Awaken my pet, awaken!Â
Bananas. I'll see you at the bottom of the bottle. Cause and effect.... cause and motherfuckin effect. Cause and infect. Cuz I infect.


